Flop of the Week!
What is the ‘Flop of the Weak’?
It all started with an innocent football. Someone brought one in and left it around, so every now and then a game of catch (aka see if you can take off someones head) breaks out.
Seb, standing at 9 foot tall, misalculated a throw and managed to take out one of the fluro lights. To achieve this from his position, he basically had to throw near vertical. Thus, the ‘Flop of the Week’ was born! (Fun fact: Seb has been flop of the weak about 3 times now).
It has evolved into a constant presence, whereby any worthy infractions will earn you a spot on the board as Flop of the Weak. Sometimes, you are up there for a few weeks, sometimes a few days, it all depends on who flops next and when.
The current Flop(s) are Matt and Alex –
Matt for failing to use clip ons and dumping 140 off the bar mid squat, plate by plate, like a huge dumbass
Alex for vomiting after smelling a particularly deadly bit of flatulence from Matt. Apparently a fish pie was responsible for the creation of this biological weapon.
They are both up because I find both scenarios hilarious 😀
So as you can see, between the lifting and progress it’s not all serious business. There’s always time for a laugh!